Letters to Linsey
B. writes: "Hello, Linsey, I wanted to take a moment to write you. I just had to let you know how great you are. I am sure you get compliments all the time. I hope mine may stick out from the rest. I think you are the sexiest women on the planet. You have the best face. I love your cheeks, eyes, nose, lips, and hair. I have a nickname for you. The Cannoness. 'Cus of those two big bazookas you have got on that chest of yours. I've seen some big boobs before in my 29 years on this earth, but saying that yours are big just doesn't do you justice. Be that as it may, I can't decide what way I like you best: naked or clothed. Outfits just look so good wrapped around your form. Then again you have a succulent body."
J. writes: I am humble in your presence. I thank your parents for your conception. I thank God for your assets. I thank you for sharing those assets with the world. One day I hope to meet you in the first person."